This One Time...

when I was in high school I got a computer virus. But not in the anonymous-hacked-you-your-personal-information-is-compromised kind of virus, but the Old Internet kind, where pseudo-porn images would just spam your entire desktop every time you turned your computer on. I got the virus from some website where you could download Dane Cook soundbites to use in place of standard PC noises.

I deserved it.